It's no longer the single sole-draining task of each and every man, woman, and child. The Bureau of Missing Socks follows aggressively on the heels of organizations like state bureaus trying to deal with the effective stocking of fisheries. Officials of the bureau proudly sport the stripes on their uniforms as they actively stretch money transferred from the US defense budget searching for the solution to this long-hosed riddle. They've collected a database to let you share the absence of your own sock, in hopes that someone will happen upon some darning evidence. Dig through the holes of your elastic memory to try to figure out where The Other One(tm) may have gone. Worried that you won't find it? Aww, s'ok; don't sweat it.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
The Bureau of Missing Socks
It's no longer the single sole-draining task of each and every man, woman, and child. The Bureau of Missing Socks follows aggressively on the heels of organizations like state bureaus trying to deal with the effective stocking of fisheries. Officials of the bureau proudly sport the stripes on their uniforms as they actively stretch money transferred from the US defense budget searching for the solution to this long-hosed riddle. They've collected a database to let you share the absence of your own sock, in hopes that someone will happen upon some darning evidence. Dig through the holes of your elastic memory to try to figure out where The Other One(tm) may have gone. Worried that you won't find it? Aww, s'ok; don't sweat it.
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Like the last line. I gave up on the sock mystery years ago and have just accepted the way it is.
ReplyDeleteWe've started just throwing away socks. It's awful, but I can't take the single sock plague any more!
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