Similar to an Orgy, but with bloggers instead! A Blorgy!
oh good jaysus...you'll never find it.....he's tiny!
Yes, yes it is. And I'm the stupid fucker that's going to have "snake trapper" added to his CV as a result.
Oh my God! Hope no-one hoovers him up or stands on him my accident!! Fingers squeeeeeeeezed really tightly crossed that you find him ASAP!!
Biting lip, trying not to laugh... too many jokes!!
Double check before ya eat pasta....There's a number of very obvious jokes but I'm going to be man enough not to go there
Hmm... I feel like Chandler in the episode of Friends where he's not supposed to make jokes...Ok, quickly...1) Not the first time MW has posted about a snake on her blog anyway... wink wink...2) Snake-y lil feckers they are...3) Maybe he's in your trousers...4) Hope he hasn't "snaked" out of the house...Ok stop... bad puns over
Yes, yes, please do laugh at my misfortune. Wankers!Just remember I serve the drinks the next time you're over. Extra spit anyone?
Hmm, not sure I like the implication of 'extra' spit...
I'm with Jo...where's this 'extra' shite coming from?!
And, SL, shouldn't it be MW who has "snake trapper" on her CV, not you? :-D
Oh god, there was shite too?
I like the picture of me Polka....I over did the false tan slightly? I think I was going for the Angelina Jolie look in A Mighty Heart, blacked up...."OOOOh Mammy, how I love ya, how I love ya...."
Any word on the snake??
I hear the snake is still at large, and SL is barbequeing baby mice on the heat pad to try and entice it back in...
Jesus, is it an update you'll be wanting? I'm sitting downstairs in the cold in almost total darkness with said mouse on said heat pad in the middle of the room. I'm here for the duration.
Crap I did say "extra" spit, didn't I? Serves you right for not getting your own drinks. Extra shite is only for those who had the "chocolate coated raisins".
SL - why don't you dig out that "Become a Parlesmouth in 10 Weeks" book I got you last year.
Any Joy yet???
Milan, because an older boy stole it.No sign. Came down this morning after having given up around 1 and the mouse was still where I'd left it. Bollox.