I have a dodgy cable TV hook up. Dodgy as in I don't pay for it. Thousands of these decoders have been sold all around Dublin; plug 'em in to your analogue cable TV box and get lots of digital channels for free.
The local cable company are most upset about these things. So they keep trying cleverer ways to get zap the 'bootleg' boxes. Unsuccessfully.
Mine went down last week. Was this the end of my free cable TV? Nope. Within ten minutes the dubious box on top of the telly had figured things out and I was once again enjoying Sky Sports 96 and Living TV + 1.
Actually I enjoyed them even more. Stealing cable TV is a highlight in an otherwise humdrum life.
Do I feel guilty for not paying? Naah. What do you think?