I have a story that will shock you, given the general tolerence for road users.
I was in town earlier and parking on the street. Took a turn too early so came back out but felt and heard a slight scrape against the van on my left. There was traffic around me so I decided to go on and look for a place to park before doing anything.
In situations like this I always worry about being done by the wronged party so I wanted to suss the damage before confession. The parking meter happened to be beside the van I may have damaged but when I got there, the side door of the van was opened and there was 2 men beside it, one bloke on the phone talking delivery stuff and the other having a fag. I didn't want to go snooping at the car in front of them so ended up getting my ticket and scarpering off cause I was late for lunch.
When I came out after lunch the van was gone.
I know I'm terrible, but I've had enough broken mirrors and windows over the years to counter the karma.