Forget about Miss Ireland now it's time for Moos Ireland - the beauty contest for cows.
The Moos Ireland pageant is taking place in Cavan today and up to 30 mooing beauties will compete to be crowned The Baileys Champion Cow Competition.
The judges will pick the moo-st(sorry) deserving winner by judging them on their markings, the shape and tone of their legs, the curve of their back and the size and texture of their udders (typical). Where will the sexism end??