Monday, April 21, 2008

The age of innocence

As I've said in previous post's I led a very innocent and happy childhood, my teenage years were similar. There was no pill no condoms and anything to do with sex was a mortal sin.

In boarding school we had to go to mass every morning and confession once a week where the priest would shout at us if we mentioned bad thoughts.Once after our holidays a girl fainted in the confession box she was in there for so long, that was to do with french kissing.

As I had kids myself I did'nt want them to be so inhibited so things were spoken about quite openly. Now you know why Shan and Idiot are the way they are .


NowI had never seen a sex toy so you can imagine my surprise when Shan and Mrs Shan went to London on holiday and brought me back a lovely surprise. Guess what !!!

Just thinking I must be careful when i'm moving house.
Posted by ails at Monday, April 21, 2008

10 comments:

  1. BonnMonday, April 21, 2008 5:29:00 p.m.

    It's a funny world isn't it, how things change.

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  2. Midget WranglerMonday, April 21, 2008 7:47:00 p.m.

    That's gas Ails...I hope I can be as open with my kids, I think you have produced two lovely men!

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  3. ShanachieMonday, April 21, 2008 9:38:00 p.m.

    is the fact that my mother has spoken about her vibrator now worthy of a filthy badge????

    Mrs Shan wants to know if you have used it?

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  4. JoMonday, April 21, 2008 9:52:00 p.m.

    Goodness, things are getting intersting. Now ails jsut needs a lovely Shirley Valentinesque holiday with her vibrating frined, in Tuscany.

    What good children! I hope mine are as thoughtful in my middle age.

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  5. JoMonday, April 21, 2008 9:59:00 p.m.

    Ach, typo apologies.

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  6. ailsMonday, April 21, 2008 10:00:00 p.m.

    Oh my God Jo
    That sounds like a great idea
    Tell Mrs Shan to MYOB
    thanks mw

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  7. BonnMonday, April 21, 2008 11:58:00 p.m.

    Jo, "vibrating frined", that's added to the list.

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  8. JoTuesday, April 22, 2008 8:29:00 a.m.

    You're out of control. Milan, that's not a funny one! And if you go over my posts and comments, there's several thousand by now!

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  9. Tiberius GracchusThursday, April 24, 2008 4:16:00 p.m.

    Sweet mother of jaysus, ya fuck off for a couple of weeks, come back and you've already corrupted Aileen.

    I've been on this blog much longer and am still awaiting corruption.

    I'm writing a letter of complaint.

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  10. BonnThursday, April 24, 2008 5:53:00 p.m.

    funny. If you haven't been corrupted by now Tib then I think there's no hope for ye.

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