Further to an earlier post, which I could have replied to but decided I wanted more attention (yes it's all about me me me), do my fellow cult slaves have a particular gift face? You know when its kris kindle time and the crappy presents are going round and you know you're going to get something totally unsuited to you but want to appear pleased and are naturally crap at acting but have to put on a performance - so you perfect the 'thanks that's just what I've always wanted' face. The one with the strained muscles and psycho smile. This is why its better to give than receive, because receiving has expectations and responsibilty.
Btw, i'm not a sad fecker in work late on a Friday, I'm just waiting for the traffic to die down.....really.