When I ask you for sweet peppers and you say "Yes, right here.", I mean SWEET PEPPERS. Even when I double check and you say "Yes, sweet ones."....
I DON'T MEAN HOT FUCKING PEPPERS.
Chopped them. Realized. Had partner take a small taste. He chugged a glass of milk. I still have hot pepper oil under my fingers (yes, washed with milk and then with vinegar, then with dish soap) and rubbed my eye.
Thanks very much, Mr. Produce Person.