Well... I can vote in the US election. It's like a bus stop: you wait all these years, choosing which blobby white guy to vote for (immortal words of South Park, having to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche, anyone seen that one? Rock the Vote with P Diddy, 'Vote or I'll KILL YOU, motherfucker'), and then a black man and a woman come along at once, throwing my PC decision making process into chaos.
The thing is, I don't actually know a whole heap about either of them. I know HC is a little dry and apparently BO (oh dear - and the way they pronounce his name like he's a Klingon - B'rok!) is inexperienced... but who can stop America digging the hole it's now firmly entrenched in. who can heal the wounds caused by Dubbaya, and who can show us a green future while making Michael Moore happy?
I'm afraid I need someone to tell me who to vote for (and why, obviously).