I had one of my flashbacks on the Luas this morning. Of course I ended up squashed between twelve people giggling to myself.
I once had a hamster called Hambo. He was very cool. He used to hang from the top of his cage like a bat and once did a little poo on a friends arm, which kept me laughing for weeks.
Anyway there was one occassion where I had him out of his cage and he was running riot. Now in fairness I was a lot younger and in my wisdom decided to apply some physics to the act of picking up a hyper hamster.
So I bent down and sucked him into my mouth. His little legs kept moving, god bless him, as I deposited him back in his cage. He was an excellent little pet.
The RSPCA does not allow me to have pets anymore...