Jaysus! He's done it at last. Tried to run for president several times to no avail, pledged to bring the Dart to Dingle with no success but in May he will be Ireland's entry in the Eurovision song contest and well done!
Well, I think it's brilliant, isn't the Eurovision such a load of pretentious rubbish? The prospect of Dustin even being in with a chance had some people horrified; what about all the real talent that will go unrecognized? we will just be a laughing stock!! Talent? Hellllloo? A laughing stock, hardly, if Dustin wins, and it looks like he will, it will be us that's laughing, and sure why not, the whole Eurovision thing is a complete farce any way, might as well just take the piss and have fun!