Welcome, fellow Lima Bean Pickers, to a glorious day in the history of 4nine£. One has, after much thought, decided that our little enterprise needs to be taken to the next level. To that end, one hereby declares us an independent state.
To this end, one, as your monarch and supreme serene and lifelong ruler, appoints each of you to a cabinet position in this new world order.
If you are unsatisfied with your new position then tough. After all, there is no "i" in benevolent dictatorship. Well OK, there's 2. But you get the idea.
Mossienolonger - Poet Laureate
Mr Pink - Minister for Alternate Lifestyles/Home Improvement/Sci-Fi (it's a broad portfolio)
Midget Wrangler - Minister for Sexual Innuendo
Jothemama - Minister of Food & Parties (preferably at the same time)
aquaasho - Minister for Health
Voodoolady - Royal Ambassador to the Southern Hemisphere
Idiot - Fictionaliser of the King's History
Atreus - Defender of the Royal Firewall
plasmonic - Minister for Science (with special responsibility for building the UFO to Blisstonia)
Tiberius Gracchus - Court Jester
Conformist No. 2 - Prime Minister
Milan Adenauer - Royal Consort/Eye Candy
PolkaDot - Minister for Media (starfucking sub division)
goldenbeers - Keeper of the Pop Culture Archives
Shanachie - Royal Photographer
dolly - Royal Ambassador to the European Mainland
That is all.