If you are going to make a "private" porn film, and you have some form of celebrity (even you Z listers out there), DON'T. Seriously. It'll just get released to the net, you'll suffer embarrassment and you won't be seen the same way. That's not what I meant. But you know! I mean, come ON. Don't sit there and say "Oh, honey, I love you sooooooo much, will you film that butt plug doing me?"
This has just been on my mind for a while. No recent developments have sparked it being posted.