I have a friend I've known since school. She's a babe, small and busty with a sparkling grin and flowing strawberry blonde hair. She's the kindest person I know, she's artistic, she's incredibly funny, she's a pretty low maintenance sort of girl. She's got a great circle of girlfriends and a really nice family.

And weirdly, she's never really had a serious relationship. We're all bemused by this. I think it's because her self esteem is low, and she sends out 'I'm not good enough' signals. I don't know. I just don't know.

But I'm telling you this, it's not right!

I wonder does anyone out there have a really good male friend the same position? If you do, get in touch, and we'll matchmake! Cackle cackle