Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Idiot's scruffy love child

Heh heh. When Idiot goes into work tomorrow, his staff are going to look at him askance, and ask him who the woman in the scruffy jeans with the baby was. And whose baby was it.
He need not worry, t'was only meeeee, on my way home from taking the baby to the osteopath who's across the road. He fell out of bed onto his head yesterday, and his legs whooshed up over his head. Quite dramatic. So we went to get it fixed. He will be dressed in a helmet and harness from now on, as I can't afford for him to fall over any more! Osteopathy is amazing. The connects between our spines, soft tissue, sacral fluid and neurological processes in quite incredible. I learn something more each time I go because Pamela Synge tells me stuff as she works. And doctors know so little about it all! Vital info. I believe we should all go for maintenance more often. Alignment is key.

6 comments:

  1. I've heard enough positive stuff about osteopaths that we'll probably send me in for a couple of fix-me-ups fairly soon. Little quirks in the way I move, the all too frequent wakeups in the middle of the night with a muscle seizing up in a calf, these all are totally inside the scope of osteo-magic.

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  2. Ah, calf muscle spasm, I know them well - to the health food shop with you in the mean time and get some calcium and magnesium. Sorts it out.

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  3. Idiot in love child shocker. I'm onlt up the road and haven't gone into the shop yet. Some day.

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  4. Gosh, if I went in with the three children, trained to embrace him and say, "Daddy why don't you pay for our medicene anymore (cough)?" He might get a raise!

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  5. MW that scene was absolutely hilarious!

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  6. Guys I think this is a brilliant idea. Maybe we could all alternate charachers coming in to the shop looking for him? The drug dealer looking for payment, the hooker looking for her payment, the sex shop delivery guy. The possibilities are endless :)

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