As my stories usually start, I was in the pub last night (I know, but I wasn't drinking and got home early-ish, cough, sniff) and was sitting down the back and the almighty stench coming from the men's toilets was hard to bear. And I wondered to myself how men put up with the smell of men's toilets. Is it just a case of being used to it. Then I wondered how the prevalent metro-man puts up with the affront to his sensibilities. Does he *sigh* and reach for the strawberry lip balm for comfort? Given we have so many of the metro variety in the lima bean fields, perhaps you could enlighten me.Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sensibilities...
As my stories usually start, I was in the pub last night (I know, but I wasn't drinking and got home early-ish, cough, sniff) and was sitting down the back and the almighty stench coming from the men's toilets was hard to bear. And I wondered to myself how men put up with the smell of men's toilets. Is it just a case of being used to it. Then I wondered how the prevalent metro-man puts up with the affront to his sensibilities. Does he *sigh* and reach for the strawberry lip balm for comfort? Given we have so many of the metro variety in the lima bean fields, perhaps you could enlighten me.
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Answer is plain and simple...
ReplyDeleteWhen you gotta go, you gotta go.
After a few pints your senses stop working anyway. Personally I hate an unclean pub toilet. How do they treat the rest of the place? unclean lines, glasses etc etc.
Perhaps the strawberry lip balm is for putting beneath the nostrils, the way forensic whatyoumacallems use menthol. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the bloody word? People who do autoposies. Jesus!
I think in ways what you produce in the jacks is like a badge of honour for blokes.
ReplyDeleteThe piss pause is a show of weakness and insecurity and producing a dump that causes the paint to come off the walls and peoples eyes to water is the ultimate in manliness....
I think in ways what you produce in the jacks is like a badge of honour for blokes.
ReplyDeleteThe piss pause is a show of weakness and insecurity and producing a dump that causes the paint to come off the walls and peoples eyes to water is the ultimate in manliness....
What's a piss pause?
ReplyDeletemen don't clean toilets so they don' really care.
ReplyDeleteBabies boys teenagers and men it's all hit and miss.
Milan let me explain.
ReplyDeleteIf Shan, Idiot, SL and I were to go for a wee at the same time you could be sure that one of us (probably SL) would not be able to perform regardless of how bursting he is. The long ending wait for the wee wee to emerge from your ying yang in the piss pause.
You know Tib, you didn't really need to make your original comment twice...
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Sorry.....
ReplyDeleteSorry.....
ReplyDeleteTb - there's a youtube video in the making there.
ReplyDeleteI thought Midge was the filthmonger round here?
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