Forget Hillary & Barack
Forget Dev & Collins
Forget even Keane and McCarthy.
What we really want to know is, when you were younger was it King or Tayto?
There can only be one answer; no on-the-fencers; no posh crisp substitutions.
I was always firmly in the King camp; they were a staple of the crisps sandwich; I prefer the cheesy/oniony flavour of King over the strong salty taste of Tayto; although I know I was in the minority; but we'll see.