Not in the masturbating way but in the commonly used expression. Yesterday on my way to work I witnessed a true wanker at work, he was in a dark blue Audi A6 and thought he was a bus.
My first sight of this wanker was at the crossroads in Stillorgan there I was on the 84x in the bus lane while the dual carraigeway was at a standstill and we came to the first stop past the crossroads, behind one of the many many 46a's also at the stop was a car behind it said mr tosser in his Audi A6, now he may well have been letting some folk out of the car to catch a bus but as the bus lane started moving again, I noticed he did not attempt to move back out into the traffic.
Well guess what he never left the bus lane except to overtake other buses and I lost touch with him due to traffic lights coming into donybrook, although I did notice he remained in the bus lane past the rugby grounds. So thats a good 9 miles avoiding traffic and staying in the bus lane, where were the police nowhere to be seen. So keep an eye out for this guy I think I have seen him do this before but in an older car this was a 08 D reg. I am sure the bus drivers must have reported him, well I hope they did. Cunt.
Coming up to RTE.
Donnybook bus depot