Yesterday I sent MW a text on my webtext. What was in it wasn't important. Everyday boring nonsense.
A couple of minutes later I got one back from her:
"You just sent me something weird."
I was hungover (still!) and so, used to her weirdnesses I just rang her and asked what in the name of Ganesh she was on about. Turns out she hadn't gotten the everyday, boring nonsense I'd sent her. Instead, from my number, she'd received:
"Hi T! Sorry 2 bother ya girlie but by any chance did i leave my ICEP course notes at your house, think its module 2, how to increase behaviour using ABA??? :-)"
A number of thoughts occurred to me.
Yes, yes I must have accidentally sent this to MW instead of the mysterious T. I do refer to people as "girlie" all the time, use "2", "ya", "its" and not capitalise my "i" (typical of me that this was the first thing I thought about not that I am, of course, not doing a course in Applied Behaviour Analysis at the Institute Of Child Education and Psychology. Of course I looked it up...)
Then I started wondering if it had really been me, if I do lead some strange double life and when I claim I'm at work I'm actually pursuing this exotic other existence with girlies called T, bad punctuation and a future career in headshrinking kids.
Probably just a glitch in the webtext though.