Oh Jesus. Oh sweet mother of God. I'm writing this from bed as it's the only place I'm fit for.
I remember the pub. I remember the wide ranging discussions on Dr Who and the spectacular female cleavage on show all around the table. I remember the round of shots I bought. I don't remember why. I remember a second round appearing and Liz having a glint in her eye. I remember drinking more than my fair share of them. Oh, and teaching the group how to drink them properly :)
The only memories I have of last night after leaving the pub are as follows (and, obviously, in no particular order):
Shan and Idiot's topless video message.
MW having me film her equally topless response after failing to convince any of the other girls to join her, and then my phone refusing to send it. Sorry lads. I do now have it as wonderful blackmail material so not a totally wasted effort :)
Whipping. Followed closely by the introduction of a leather spanking paddle. Plasmonic apparently left bruises on Milan.
Someone ringing the doorbell at 2am. It may have been the cops.
Tequila shots.
Girl on girl kissing. I only remembered this when I looked back at my photos this morning.
Asking a taxi driver for only the second time in my life to stop so I could get out and vomit. Classy.
Darren's head massages being compared by one LBP to having an orgasm. Dude. Lessons. Now.
I remember where I woke up this morning but not how I got there :)
Best. Night. Ever.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
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Sounds spectacular alright...
ReplyDeleteBut the real proof that it was a great night lies in the fact that none of the other 49£ers have managed to post about it yet, or even respond to your post.
"Followed closely by the introduction of a leather spanking paddle. " - oh - I wondered where that came from.
ReplyDeleteAnd I too have bruises. Ouchy!!
I am so so so sorry....I am a terrible influence on the younger generation, but all I can say is if you had eaten the veggie chilli I had provided the corporal punishment bit of the evening wouldn't have happened!
ReplyDeleteSound's like a great evening I'm just so sorry for my terrible duo alway's have to embarass me. Just as well I was'nt there as my boob's would have taken up the full screen and then see who'is mortified.
ReplyDeletemy boobs did take up the whole screen!!!!!! Jesus....I haven't done anything as stupid in years!
ReplyDeleteLMAO - the funniest thing about it is all of that actually happened.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome (if ever so slightly drunken) night. Here's to many more!
surreal is what I call it. I think Midge used some Guatamalan insanity chilli peppers in her chilli. That's my excuse.
ReplyDeleteAndrew - we'll have to invite you next time. But i've had my fill of sado masochism for a long time.
@Milan Indeed, you did get quite a filling!
ReplyDelete@Darren - **Rolls eyes**
ReplyDeleteAw did I miss all the good stuff......awwwww!
ReplyDeleteJaysus you hold the best party ever while I am not there, fuck you all.
ReplyDeleteAs for that return video message I am still waiting!
Jesus, I'm pretty sure I used to be normal, I think my mind has been affected by the spanking, and tequila.
ReplyDeleteI also haven't not remembered stuff in a long time.
No more shots, at least for a few days.
Great to meet everyone i hadn't met before, and meet again the ones i had. And see some nakedness.
That was my favourite bit really.
I have a fairly good recollection of the night (somewhat unfortunate I know) but I don't recall tequilas at all.
ReplyDeleteLottie you were knocking back tequillas to beat the band. Lime tequillas and all. And you were disparaging my reputation with 50 euro bets and I've no way of proving my innocence.
ReplyDelete@Milan - oh hang on. I do remember the lime......euch! Flashbacks three days later - NOT GOOD!!!!
ReplyDeleteI actually have no recollection of seeing that Shan and Idiot video, that's why i'm so glad to see it here.
ReplyDeleteI do remember at least two types of spanking implements, and trying to steal the indie hat.
and oh Jesus, i've literally JUST remembered whipping Milan out in the garden for a lenghty period of time.
I am proud of you all, my children. Next group meet up is scheduled for Ibiza or Amsterdam ;)
ReplyDeleteEh... i don't think i'd be coming back alive from that kind of trip.
ReplyDeleteBarely surviving after friday thank you very much!
I thought the cascades of uproarious laughter were coming from our neighbor. Who knew sound could travel unchanged across the Atlantic!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on a great success. Days later, resist the temptation of the hair of the dog. :-D
RP et al - to clarify, this is how it came about
ReplyDeletea - Midget brought out the Indy had - fun had by all
b - much later, Midget brought out the Indy whip and said we can't play with it in the house. Myself & Cait went out to the garden in the rain to play with it. We practiced using it on each other in an effort to get it to wrap round the other person by more than 360 degrees. After several attempts we both managed this. No/minimal spanking occured here.
c - back in the house, & a while later, Midge appeared with the cat-something smaller whip & the paddle. Then we spent the rest of the night playing with them all.
d - We all saw the you-tube video on the night & laughed at it lots. I think we saw the video before all the whipping started.
Milan, you make it all seem so clinical...you kinky bitch!
ReplyDeleteno according to SL the whipping was before the video!
ReplyDeleteI remember practicing with the whip in the garden... and i remember the little paddle... I don't remember seeing the video at all? I don't actually recall any of that,
ReplyDeletei do recall the topless reply though,
and the doorbell. I have the vivid sound of a doorbell in my memory.
I am still waiting for the topless reply, am not amused having to wait so long.
ReplyDeleteoh what a great night of debauchery and hedonism, definitely something wicked in the chili! I think I probably inflicted some paddle bruises, defo remember whacking Milan, ooohhh that was soooooo good!
ReplyDeleteOh and the reply video is definitely worth seeing;-)
We certainly drank a lot too, memory of the end is hazy think someone might have grabbed my jacket on their way home!
by the way. Who was at de door. I was there but never found out who it was.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Milan and your.... memory.
ReplyDeleteShan, that's been deleted unfortunately. MW has things on me.
As for who was at the door, any takers? There's a doorbell at the end of MW's video but I only remembered it when I watched it the next morning. It must have been 2am at least.
A taxi? MW's neighbours? I was only half joking when I said the cops. Surely we'd remember that?
OK! WOW!
ReplyDeleteJeepers... that doorbell is literally poking at my brain. I can't figure out if i can remember the actual sound, or the sound remembered.
ReplyDeleteOk is this the first post to hit 30 comments, as Dolly would say WOW!
ReplyDeleteCongrats SL on creating the record breaking post about being drunk and disorderly, whats your age again? hehe
That is an officially classified state secret as well you know. Less than yours. Nyah.
ReplyDeleteOh God, No more parties in my house.....I am such a bad hostess, it went from nice gathering to talk about turning the blog over to Wordpress and we wound up doing an Ann Summers party! Just be glad I didn't put on my Buny costume! Or bring out the handcuffs! Jesus, I am a fecking terrible influence! It wasn't the chilli by the way as you guys didn't eat any, And I didn't produce any brownies for you guys to blame!
ReplyDeleteI want my video MW!!!!
ReplyDeleteShan, I think I fabricated a 34 comment post ages ago but they were all from me so it doesn't count.
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