You may have gathered from my last post (if you read it) that I'm a bit of a health nut. I work out, eat right, do all that good stuff you're supposed to do to live 'til your 99 1/2.
All this working out makes me hungry so I've been known to eat a breast or two of the winged one on a daily basis. Now there's a fine line between eating enough protein after working out and eating too much (does gorging on eggs count?). I have been known to over-indulge and the after effects, as my missus will testify to, is not pretty. This led me to a very simple question;
If I bang in my pants when I eat chicken, do chickens fart?
Let me do a very Irish thing and answer this question with a question. If you could fart and just decided, nah what's the point, would you?
Well as I found out in my extensive research, apparently chickens do indeed fart, but-get this-they choose not to. The Missus seems to think I choose to bang it up as if it's a party or something. If only I could be as lady-like as the chickens....
On another note this whole blogging thing is great and is a good release from my day job as a goat herder!