Well its taken some time and a few ideas which have since got scrapped, mainly the one where pictures of flaccid penis's would be put on show for the ladies to decide what to call them since men enjoy calling there manhood names. Anyhow that got scrapped, so it left me with one option.
Wanking.
A lot of women find it disgusting and filthy that men masturbate so much, we do you know! but did you know that this handy release (get it) actually does have benefits. Please take look at this article from the BBC site.
So I have decided that I am going to wank at least 5 times a week cause its good for me. Not only do you get the pleasure of orgasm but you also cut your risks of prostate cancer, its a no brainer.
