Serious Issue 1:
Now, we all know chocolate is gender specific, e.g. galaxy, flake, crunchie, caramel & maltesers for women; yorkie, mars, snickers & topic for men. Then there are are petite versions of man bars for girlies, e.g. aero bubbles, mini mars (can't remember real name). So my question is, what chocolate do gay men eat? Man, women or girlie chocolate???
Serious Issue 2:
Have you ever noticed that in coca cola adds, real coke is always shown in the 500ml bottle version whereas in the diet coke adds it's always in the can. Is there a conspiracy there???