On one of our country expeditions (I think it was Port Tumna at the height of the foot and mouth scare) we came up with some words to describe the less than flattering physical characteristics of the locals. For example, I think Tiberius suggested "mono-brow" for someone who has eyebrows that meet in the middle. So, to belatedly continue the tradition, I submit the following word:
Breasticles. Noun: A man's tits.