Oh, and here's one to balance out what I just wrote below (post number 350 by the way - where has the time gone?)
I am a crap parent.
I was home today flicking through the channels on my satellite when I went looking for the Man U V Sunderland game. I have Sky Sports so I thought it'd be on there somewhere as it was a 5.15 kickoff. No sign.
I flick through and it's on Setanta 1, unscrambled. They're showing the aftermath of the Liverpool game. Great, says I, I'll have a watch for a while if only to see how Roy gets received on his return to Old Trafford. He's just walking out when the channel scrambles again.
I, unthinking, say "Ah me bollix" (an exclamation of choice when unthinking and under pressure). Who repeats it? My three year old. "Ah me bollix, daddy!"