I secretly feel a small bit bitter and rejected when I get no comments on a posting (subtle hint - I will have 4 recent ones after I post this).
I don't want to be a virgin poster. My postings need love and attention, if not a bit of casual random action. Please don't leave me alone. I want you to engage on me.
Sexual metaphors are rampant. They just can't be avoided. Well if they don't grab your attention, nothing will.