Can we please split the internet into two? One internet for the almost fully functional and another internet for bebo users who put up messages like this ...
please dont read this..nooo! sorry but In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other bands. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova bands in 143 Minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. dont no if it will work just testing it out !
In non related news Dublins first all 80s nightclub opened last night. Any lima bean pickers that wish to trip the light fantastic accompanied by the sounds of Wham!, Soft Cell and Depeche Mode get in touch.
(Warning..outbreaks of 'We Built this City' may occur. Goldenbeers cannot accept any responsibility for the cheese content of this club night)