Similar to an Orgy, but with bloggers instead! A Blorgy!
Oh God! I look awful!So, I arrive home IN PAIN and all she does is shout "keep still" while she points a camera in my face.Women!!
Damn! That looks really really sore! You might indeed watch out for those pillars next time...
Hehe thats gonna look worse before it looks better buddy ....
Jeeze Darren, that's nasty. And you look a bit concussed! I'm telling you, arnica will take the bump down, no better thing. Take lots!That's the third 49£ injury now, phew, hopefully I'm safe again.
Jo are you counting my graceful entrance into MW's house a few weeks ago. I thought I had dislocated my shoulder. I still have a little scar. :(
Oh Jesus, I didn't hear about that! So does this mean the Three has commenced afresh? Oh dear, it's coming for me!
Fuck, that's hardcore. Ouch.
that's an impressive lump...
Serious ouch there.
Thanks a bunch everyone!! Not a single "ah poor Darren, hope you're ok"!!!Well, not that any of you care, I'm feeling better today. There's a mark but the swelling has gone down.Gits!
Fucking eejit, thats what I say, should be more concerned with obstacles on the road rather then your little baby computer and ipod and mobile, tut.Seriously though does look like a bad ole bump, take it handy.
No, no Darren, all we see is the comedy value :-)And appreciate Lottie's devotion as a blogger.
@SL - that's what I said. I feel I am truly one of you now.
I think you hit the pole cause you're still traumatised being stalked by Shan. I say it is all Shan's fault, and we love Lottie for being so devoted to us!
So the initiation is over now Dolly? I can put my clothes back on?
No its all nakid posting here did you not read SL's email correctly.
Sorry Shan - I have re-read the email . I guess i was so excited when I got the invite I over looked the bit about the nakeditiy and sexual favours.
I'll meet your bumpy head and raise you one index finger with a paper stitch. If this was poker my hand (!!pun intended) would beat yours for defo cos mine involved a trip to A&E.Kitchen accident.... :-(