Showing posts with label American Elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Elections. Show all posts

Friday, August 29, 2008

Kung Fu Fighting

Democracy doesn't mean what it used to. Now a days it's all about who did the best job concealing that affair with the lady-boy from Guam. Or whose wife has the pertest boobs and whose receding hair lines reflects best under bright lights.

After the American Primaries where Hillary was robbed (robbed I tell you) of becoming the first female US presidential candidate how much of a say do the people of American really feel they get when it comes to selecting their new war-monger, sorry leader?

Well I have found the answer to all their election problems. Kung Fu Candidates. Just let them beat each other to a bloody pulp and may the best man (or woman) win.

Problem solved.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Star Spangled Spanners


Is this the face of popular America?

You have probably heard about the three men in custody after potential plot to assassinate Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama was uncovered.

I wonder if Obama makes it through the process in one piece and wins the crown, how long will he last with racist lunatic scum such as this having god-given, constitutionally sanctioned rights to sniper rifles?

There's a part of me that believes that the first African-American candidate is purely a form of appeasement. Having spent a few weeks in the US a number of years ago (I spent November 5th (the day of the last atrocity election) in New Orleans), I got the impression that despite "all men are created equal" and "the great American dream" what they meant to say was "all white men are equal" and the "great white American dream". I was a taken aback at the strong undertones of racism. One Fat-Cat-Bush voter on the plane from NY to NO actually used the "N" word - that trip is a few hours of my life I would rather forget.


"Well yes-sir-ey-bob I surely will vote for that loverly young coloured boy"


Obama has been received wonderfully in the polls. But then no-one wants to appear racist so they say what the pollers want to hear. With Hillary out of the running, the good American public have two choices - The young coloured boy who doesn't appear to know exactly what country he is from but he believes in the American dream or the geriatric war hero who fell for the original Barbie doll.

I hope the people have more nerve than I give them credit for but I think come election day the polls will be coloured Red.

I suppose the main question that irks me is if Obama has already been targeted for an assassination (*sorry) how the hell did Bush make it this long?

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