Friday, August 29, 2008

Kung Fu Fighting

Democracy doesn't mean what it used to. Now a days it's all about who did the best job concealing that affair with the lady-boy from Guam. Or whose wife has the pertest boobs and whose receding hair lines reflects best under bright lights.

After the American Primaries where Hillary was robbed (robbed I tell you) of becoming the first female US presidential candidate how much of a say do the people of American really feel they get when it comes to selecting their new war-monger, sorry leader?

Well I have found the answer to all their election problems. Kung Fu Candidates. Just let them beat each other to a bloody pulp and may the best man (or woman) win.

Problem solved.

1 comment:

  1. Nah, I like the Big Brother idea better. You'd really get to see true colours and coping skills then. You'd know who you wanted to vote for.