Idiots Valentines..

Ok this time last year I made a bit of a fuck up on Valentines day....Not gonna go into it but it is here for your reading pleasure...

Idiots Disaster

So anyway this year we decided to NOT buy cards and stuff for each other. We spoiled each other over the christmas and for birthdays last year and what with recession etc we wanted to save a few quid. Now as an expert on the female mind I in my wisdom went out yesterday and bought Aoife a couple of little romantic bits and a card. YAY ME!!!! I AM LEARNING!!!!

She went to work this morning before I did so I had time to write the card and leave a cute little bag for her on her pillow. She will be home a couple of hours before I am so it should be a nice surprise for her.

So thats me sorted for a ride tonight. HOORAY!

Now.........if it turns out that she has not got me anything am i allowed to Lord it over her for a while? :D

Goth Valentine's

Forget yer black roses.

Get the love of your death a chocolate larvae.  They'd come from Japan, but still.  Chocolate flake bodies enrobed (enbalmed?) by white chocolate coating.  Yum.