Started off fairly innocently, looking at the fish tanks disguised as plasma screens (which were almost as expensive as a real plasma screen and, let's face it, would have roughly the same level of intelligent entertainment on it)
The frozen, vacuum packed mice and rats (really got interested now, my 12 year old self was positively jumping up and down inside)
And then the lizards, scorpions (what sort of crazy fucker needs to buy a scorpion as some sort of crazed status symbol? And can you imagine the late night parties? "C'mere Donal, let me take out spiky... Aw crap, where's he gone? Everyone, up on your chairs") and snakes
And then there was the little one. We're getting one of them. Primarily because there's so little actual maintenance involved and also because it's going to be really cool to see him eat a whole mouse every week.
He had me at "hisssssssssssss"